#WHATSUPYALL

MY TIME HAS FINALLY ARRIVED, AND IT FEELS SO GOOD.

You probably know me from my two very well-received guest posts on my roommate Allison’s blog (available here and here), or from my also well-received Facebook page (I have 37 friends, NBD). I may or may not have hacked into Allison’s computer and gotten access to her Cloud, and I have it on good authority that MY POSTS WERE AMONG HER MOST POPULAR. So popular, in fact, that I have decided to spin off into my own blogosphere, leaving Allison and her pathetic ramblings about royalty and her boring life in my dust.

I’M MABEL, AND I AM FANTASTIC. My interests include biting ankles, scratching with my back claws (DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRONTS, LOL???), chasing reflections, foul language, selfies, HASHTAGS, peeing on stuff, leaving poop in strange places as a warning to my roommates, eating, and eating. You know what else is GREAT? ASKING FACEBOOK QUESTIONS THAT GOOGLE MIGHT HAVE THE ANSWER TO. I WILL TRY TO APPLY THIS TO MY BLOG, TOO. HEY DOES ANY READER OUT THERE KNOW HOW I CAN GET #WETFOOD WITHOUT LEAVING THE HOUSE OR HAVING ANY MONEY? I am a fan of lint, fluffy blankets, small bugs, and wet food, and a hater of everything else. YES, INCLUDING YOU. #SORRYI’MNOTSORRY #SIKE #NOSERIOUSLYIHATEYOU For real though, I hate a LOT of things and am considering a weekly feature where I tell you about the things I hate and why.

#SELFIE

A few things you’ll want to know about me before we get this thing started: I SOMETIMES TYPE IN #ALLCAPS, and this is for two reasons: so that you ACTUALLY READ WHAT I’M WRITING and because I DON’T HAVE OPPOSABLE #THUMBS. I am currently scheming ways to get out of my annual vet trip this September. I am a Virgo, and I AM VERY IN TOUCH WITH MY SPIRITUAL SIDE AND #FEELINGS.

I’m a work from home #CAT. I run a popular quiz service where I offer quizzes to idiots in exchange for PayPal payments. If you are an idiot that wants a quiz, YOU CAN ASK TO BE MY FRIEND ON FACEBOOK, and see which quizzes I’m currently offering. #SPOILERALERT I don’t work on weekends, weeknights, or sometimes during the week.

I’M GETTING TIRED LOL BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN TYPING FOR SOOOO LOOOONG, SO I AM GOING TO SIGN OFF HERE AND GET BACK TO BED. Allison and our other roommate, Evanshine, aren’t here (#THANKCATGOD) but if I find out what they’ve been up to lately I might blog about it. MIGHT NOT THOUGH LOL.