"HI" EVERYBODY "HAPPY MONDAY"
I HAD A "PRETTY GOOD WEEKEND". As I'm sure you can imagine, my inbox has been absolutely swamped with emails asking me what I am doing/what I did this weekend. I heard that "weekends" are something that plebes with jobs or other things to do talk about. Since I started working for myself I no longer care about "weekends" but I will humor all my thousands of fans and tell you about mine through a series of MEMES that I DIYed.
I am guessing you didn't forget but SATURDAY WAS MY "BLOG LAUNCH". No one came to the launch party because no one was invited except my friend LOLA but she doesn't live here and hates me so she didn't even make it. I can't decide if that makes me hate her or love her more. I partied pretty hard at the party, but lived to tell about it...barely.
I don't know who roofied me, but thank you! Had a great night, my roommates told me.
Then it was SUNDAY FUNDAY. I brainstormed a lot, and worked a little bit on reading people's minds. I think I may start a second job reading minds via the Internet. IF YOU WANT TO BE A CUSTOMER YOU CAN LEAVE A COMMENT IN THE COMMENTS SECTION.
My roommate Allison is seriously hurting my self esteem. She said I could stand to lose some weight. I disagree but sadly she has the keys to my automatic feeder. So I worked out in the morning.
I lost a bunch of weight, as you can tell.
WELL THAT'S ABOUT IT. LEAVE ME SOME LOVIN IN THE COMMENTS SECTION, PLZ. IF YOU'RE LUCKY YOU MIGHT WIN A PRIZE.
LOVE LOVE LOVE
ReplyDeleteShineman should take Mabel for nice little walks around the neighborhood. That would be sweet....
ReplyDeleteHe's working on building the strongest leash ever so we don't lose our precious cargo if she tries to make a break for it.
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